Rachael Pierce of Glaare | The Family Interviews

 
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Meet Rachael Pierce

Welcome friends it is me again. Doing my best to tee up what I think is one heck of an interview. Rachael Pierce of Glare was kind enough to lend us some fantastic words. The musician is one part of the powerhouse spook-tastic rock band Glaare. Their latest album “To Deaf And Day” is chock full of powerful emotions. The album gives the emotions ample space in the form of gorgeous cavernous reverberation. For a fantastic listening experience bring your boombox to your nearest abandoned echo dome, pull out your phone and read the rest of the review below.

 
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A Rough Day:

A MAD-LIB By Rachael Pierce

It all started when I awoke with a SLIPPERY pain in my BUTTHOLE. Then, my PROSTITUTE was late. We got MURDERED in traffic for 1 SECOND, which made me ROUGH for my meeting with PLATO. I apologized GENTLY to him, which seemed to make things CHUNKY again. But then the meeting turned into HOUSES, with him YELLING and YELLING. I YELLED when he YELLED off. On the way home we passed a FISH on a PASTE. Suddenly the FISH SCREAMED in the road and my PROSTITUTE had to SCREAM to avoid it. In the process, I was SCREAMED from the CROWN, landing on my CERVIX. I was covered in GENDER FLUID from THE WHOLE FACE to HALF OF THE FACE. Could this day get any more SHINY? My PROSTITUTE FUCKED me back into the CROWN and we made our way back to the BITCH FACE. I went straight to HERE. I was ROUND!

 

Would you rather be a vampire cowboy in the old west or a werewolf knight in medieval times? Please tell us why.

I won’t conform to your imaginary predetermined choices of who I’m supposed to be. It’s super insensitive for you to assume my cosplay or larp. I’m a genderless assassin from the present with a PhD in sex philanthropy from your dads university of “help me I’m vulnerable, young, and in trouble

What is the thing you fear most?

Unemployed social climber.

What shoes do you wear the most often? Why?

periwinkle plastic crock like Birkenstock lookalikes from rite aid.  Because they’re your dads favorite.   

Where do you draw your inspiration from?

Cats, sex hustlers, social pariahs

What was the intention with your 2017 album To Deaf And Day?

To not kill my self. Achieved. Barely

If you could have any superpower, what would it be?

Legal immunity

Could you write us a Haiku?

No

Any final comments? (This is your electronic soapbox for one last answer.)

capitalism will fail just as it has in the centuries before. The poor and unpopular will rise again to feed on the greedy flesh of the wealthy and selfish. Those who are basking in the spotlight are merely sitting ducks highlighted for predators like me to pick off. Hope you enjoyed your instagram followers you worthless swines. Love you.    

Sincerely, Rachael 

 
Sean Maldjian